译自:Augustine Low评论

以下是在来届大选,投票给人民行动党的10大好理由:

一)国会不太需要社交距离– 因为大部分时候国会都人烟稀少,行动党议员都有要事在忙

二)消费税尽可能尽早上调

三)某些人的薪资永远是“国家机密”

四)自己监督自己的世界级概念

五)老王卖瓜,自卖自夸–另一个全球第一流概念

六)有机会聆听有关我们国父们如何打败共产党、争取独立的感人故事

 

七)聆听我们立国一代和建国一代建设国家的牺牲血泪史

八)和白衣男女们一起高唱国庆庆典歌曲

九)开拓新观点:例如棉花出在羊身上、做爱只需要很小空间等

十)不需要思考,去投票时,在闪电标志旁打“X”就对了!

 

 

 

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