Here’s the best of the best – the top 10 reasons to vote for the People’s Action Party (PAP) in the upcoming General Election:

1) No need for safe distancing in the House – Parliament sittings are usually quite empty because PAP MPs are busy with other stuff

2) The GST can be raised sooner rather than later

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3) Somebody’s salary can remain a state secret

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4) Preservation of ownself check ownself – world-class concept!

5) Preservation of ownself praise ownself – yet another world-class concept!

6) Hear teary-eyed stories about how our founding fathers defeated the communists and brought independence to Singapore

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7) Hear teary-eyed stories about the sacrifices of our Pioneer and Merdeka Generation who built this great nation

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8) Sing NDP songs along with the men and women in white

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9) Learn about fascinating new stuff – like cotton comes from sheep and you need a very small space to have sex

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10) No need to think – just go BAAAAAHH!!! and mark a cross next to the lightning symbol

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